the married amie you can all breathe easier because
Amie Got Married!
Now she's out of circulation

It takes a while to load, but check out the nifty animation of Brian and myself cutting our wedding cake! Not recommended for slow connections (anything below 14.4).

The awful truth about our engagement!

Start your tour with the very smug wedding party, featuring commentary from Mister Mike.

Brian looks pleased because now not only has he laid claim to an Amie, but he has authorization from a member of the Hsu household as proof that he gets to keep her.

See Brian overcome with emotion! Get a good look at the woman who perpetrated the whole event!

Also available for your persusal are our vows as they were read to us by Flossie Jensen, a nice old dame from Solvang with the handy title of Wedding Commissioner.

Okay, so I thought the vows were a little chintzy, but he's mine now, damnit.

Afterwards, we went galumphing through wine country, sucking down wine and gate crashing parties for lawyers, chauffered by Stan (pronounced "STON" in a deep, booming voice) in his blindingly white limo.

Don't forget to check out our wedding in China!


My other married friends! (dropping like flies, we are)
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